Unexpected

-My friend, would you like a cup of tea?

-But of course! I've just got off that train from Worchestershire and I would die for a cup...

-What happened? This tea is poisoned! You have killed me, you bloody scottish!

-Die you damned! This is what you get for cheating me, and my wife is the next in my dying list.

Criado e postado originalmente em http://zoltrax.blogspot.com por NFL.